"Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML"

"Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML"

"Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screams "Stop winking at me, you bastard! Don't even think about it, you ugly fuck!" FML"

Hahah! I totally laughed to myself when i read the first one. WHOOHOO. FML FTW :)

Its 1.34am now and Huiyi just went offline so I am very extremely bored.


p/s: Its 2.12am now, im wide awake and my mind's racing. random: so many thoughts are going through my head right now. my life is so full of shit. argh. but on a lighter note, i love my friends. i really am nothing without them.

pp/s: Im gonna TRY to live 2 days without using the comp. lets see if i'll succeed :)