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Saturday, January 13, 2007 LAME JOKES. HAHA. Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you aboutwhat had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how muchwould your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father! Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father : So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me. Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born! Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog! -.- A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level" |
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